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Assistant TO the Regional Manager 

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

The Regnasty 

The Regnasty

A deviation of the German Snowplow; chiefly, a narrower connotation, as the practitioner brutally sodomizes a suffocating walrus through its tightly-clenched “fuckhole.” And then he Tony Danzas it. (Can also be practiced on Janet Reno and/or many-chinned sloshporks)
"Man . . . I heard that, after Hank gave that bitch The Regnasty, she shat blood for a year."

Assistent To The Regional Manager

Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend
Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)

Reginald the Discord Bot 

Reginald is a discord bot who would speak up to people.
Often times, Reginald would be the best Discord Bot ever.
He will chat with you when typing "Reginald"

He has this quote which once read out: "QARe"
It was such wise words of him to use.

The Dayton Regional STEM School

It is a "nerd" school, but not really, sometimes It can get lit af
What school do you go to?

The Dayton Regional STEM School...

Isn't that a nerd school?

No. Shut up Darla.

Reginald The 3rd 

Yo have you heard Reginald The 3rd just fucked your bitch?
What the fuck
Reginald The 3rd by DasherArmy October 28, 2019