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The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.
Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.
The Racoon by S.E.S. October 29, 2008
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the racoon

a sex move in which the man shits on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a racoon
dude look at that girl, i just gave her the racoon
the racoon by dumpster4436 February 4, 2007

the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes
Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.
the racoon by rudydude August 10, 2016

Fiddling the Racoon 

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light
He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

The Kansas City Racoon 

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.
Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

The Raccoons 

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?
The Raccoons by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

Racket The Raccoon 

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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