To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.
****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
by Joric La Cox August 4, 2007
Get the The Perch mug.To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:
“Did you scoop the peach?”
“Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”
“Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”
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v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.
by &owned November 24, 2004
Get the Monkey Steals the Peach mug.Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.
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Get the grease the peach mug.To eat a peach in such a way as to only leave the pit. This phrase came to be ever since Samcrac and Rich rebuild's live youtube video where Rich cleaned the peach.
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Get the Clean the peach mug.An extremely spooky and terrifying fly that usually terrorizes teenagers at around 21:00 in the month of December. The Peach Blair got its name from being overheard on a Discord call as it attacked an individual.
Prolonged exposure to The Peach Blair will result in the heart of the exposed individual falling into their stomach; thus being digested (despite this not being possible, The Peach Blair makes it possible).
Prolonged exposure to The Peach Blair will result in the heart of the exposed individual falling into their stomach; thus being digested (despite this not being possible, The Peach Blair makes it possible).
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Get the The Peach Blair mug."I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
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