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The Perch 

To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.

****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.
Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.

Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
The Perch by Joric La Cox August 4, 2007
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Scoop the peach 

To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:
“Did you scoop the peach?”
Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”

Monkey Steals the Peach 

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.
I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!
Monkey Steals the Peach by &owned November 24, 2004

grease the peach

Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.
He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!
grease the peach by Sambiase March 10, 2023

Clean the peach 

To eat a peach in such a way as to only leave the pit. This phrase came to be ever since Samcrac and Rich rebuild's live youtube video where Rich cleaned the peach.
The kid was asked by his mom to Clean the peach and leave nothing to waste.

The Peach Blair 

An extremely spooky and terrifying fly that usually terrorizes teenagers at around 21:00 in the month of December. The Peach Blair got its name from being overheard on a Discord call as it attacked an individual.

Prolonged exposure to The Peach Blair will result in the heart of the exposed individual falling into their stomach; thus being digested (despite this not being possible, The Peach Blair makes it possible).
The Peach Blair by hello_2321 September 25, 2022

Carrot in the peach 

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)
"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
Carrot in the peach by saydalaide October 7, 2011