the optometrist
"Oh my gawsh Brittney, augustine TOTALLY gave me The Optometrist last night and i swear i couldnt read past the 1st row. He sure has some thick semen"
the optometrist by brittney chung October 1, 2014
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Taking old one eye to the optometrist
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006
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