the nuts

In poker, the best possible hand given the community cards available.

I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts

by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003

the nuts

the bollox

That pizza was the nuts!

by ScootMaster Scamp February 4, 2004

Nut Nut

The action of completely submerging ones testicles in peanut butter(creamy or crunchy) then someone gobbles gurgles and wipes clean the nutsack to the point of shine.

My uncle forced me to give him a nut nut the other day

by GregHeffleysNuts February 8, 2021

nut nut

An engulfing ejaculation so powerful that it will not only blow your dickhead off, but it will stretch your dickhole so far that everything dribbles out and you can make hand signs with the excess skin.

Becky: "Ew, why yo dick dribbling?"
Randy: "Cause I just had the biggest nut nut of my life."

by AnalWolfe November 15, 2016

nut nut

having the best possible high and low hands in any split poker game, i.e. Stud 8 or Omaha 8.

Layne! Can you say nut nut?

-Scotty Nguyen

by luxloomis January 15, 2009

Nutting

The act of eating nuts

Teenagers love nutting at the beach :)

by NutInMyEye February 3, 2019

nutted in

The act of ejaculating into the vagina / anus from the erected penis . Which will also be known as nutted in .

Girl : Did you get to pull out last night ?
Boy : Ohh , fuck . I think I nutted in your gapped asshole !

by xNigga September 27, 2018