The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
by Buckleboy November 27, 2008
A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.
(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
by Phatern1 November 25, 2008
A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
by WatcherMark November 27, 2018
The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.
You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
by jesp045b January 4, 2011
An age-old activity that occurs when a male and female are together in a room. At a point when the female leaves the room, the male strips down to total nudity and strikes a pose on the nearest couch.
Rich: "Hey did you hear Kyle pulled off the "Naked Man" last night on his date with that girl from the projects? That's a classic move!!!"
Eric: Yeah, it's just ashame she threw him out into the projects completely naked and the police are filing indecent assault charges against him."
Eric: Yeah, it's just ashame she threw him out into the projects completely naked and the police are filing indecent assault charges against him."
by Abcdefgh0987653212345 April 28, 2013
a way to get into someone's pants.
ask the person to use the bathroom. get naked and just stand there until the other person comes into the room. 2/3 they will laugh and sex you up.
ask the person to use the bathroom. get naked and just stand there until the other person comes into the room. 2/3 they will laugh and sex you up.
Man: can i use your bathroom?
Woman: sure.
-M hurries up and gets undressed-
-W walks in-
W: okay -gets naked-
the naked man
Woman: sure.
-M hurries up and gets undressed-
-W walks in-
W: okay -gets naked-
the naked man
by good old charlie brown November 25, 2008
After walking a date home, the would-be naked man is upset that he has not been invited into his date's home. So he says to his date, 'may i use your bathroom?' naked man proceeds to the bathroom, takes off all his clothes, and while the date takes off her coat, the naked man goes to his date's bed room and waits to be found. 2 out of 3 times, naked man gets laid. The other time, he gets arrested.
by AlexatBU December 14, 2008