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The Musk

A pungent aroma. Caused by washing a clothes iron-burned carpet that is full of cigarette tar, spilled alcohol, and lost dignity.
"That carpet ain't coming back bo. The musk too strong. That one has gone to god. Only he can sort it out"

"Woke up at 6am. The Musk was ripe"

"The only saving grace of The Musk is to ease the extraction of the possessed entity (carpet)"
by 50 Eggs October 23, 2020
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The Musk principle

If there are more straight men horny for a dude than gay men, then the dude in question is probs questionable at best.

When every straight man likes a certain guy, one should generally take that as a worrisome sign.
One crucial indicator about Elon Musk is that zero gay men are horny for him, but every straight man is. It's the Musk principle.
by I risked my life posting this November 8, 2022
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The Musk Effect

To add some element or person to your life, that alters people’s perception of you.
Like an odor that follows and sticks with you from that point on.
A substance with a penetrating persistent odor
Directly referencing the effect Elon Musk has on the president Donald Trump.
The musk effect strikes again, have you seen the recent Tesla stocks?
by Nicktravesty March 11, 2025
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The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.
“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”
by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025
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The Musket

The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.
"Dude, I think I gave her the musket last night."
by Cawthon2007 October 26, 2011
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Buff the Musket

by BackInBlack60 May 22, 2009
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packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.
-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.
by T-Killa! November 19, 2010
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