the maple man 

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees

watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming

the maple man by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

The Manitoba Maple 

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face

I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple

The Manitoba Maple by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man 

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.

When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man by Tell all May 13, 2012