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The Knave 

Officially this is another name for the Jack in a pack of cards. Alternatly it is the pimp name for the Don himself, Will "the Will"Hitchins.
Gambler1: The Knaves in the house, "o" shit im gonna lose all my duckets today

The Knave: Thats damn right bitch
The Knave by will Hitchins November 19, 2003
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sharpen the knives 

It is a euphemism for two women scissoring.

Two besties would have their secret hand shake as their fore and middle fingers in a scissoring motions.
I'd really love to sharpen the knives on my girlfriend tonight.
sharpen the knives by Sharellian August 2, 2014

Mini milk and the kraves 

The most innovative band since fat boy slim

The milk mans favourite band
I am the milk man and mini milk and the kraves is my favourite band

the Knabenbauer effect 

having it all, but doing bad things to get something bad and losing it all.
ProJared is the reason why it's called "the Knabenbauer effect".

Where are the knives? 

Something you say when you check the kitchen to stab someone who's being a dumbass, but there are only two pans and cooking gloves.
*Where is chocolate?

*Where are the knives?

*Why is there nothing I like?

The Young Knives 

A simply awesome band from Ashby De La Zouch, Leicestershire. The bnd members are: Henry Dartnall (vocals and guitar), Thomas Dartnall, also called 'House Of Lords' (vocals and bass) and Oliver Askew (drums and backing vocals).
I'm going to see the Young Knives at Loughborough Student Union! Yeah!
The Young Knives by Lewis505 December 26, 2008

Night of the Long Knives 

Nazi purge of the Sturmabtielung (storm troopers) branch of Hitler's supporters. During this night in 1934, Heinrich Himmler and the SS (Schutz Staffel) assassinated much of the SA leadership, including Ernst Rohm. Rohm was one of Hitler's early supporters and head of the Brown Shirts.
German 1: Did you hear about old Ernie Rohm?
German 2: Yeah, I heard he got bumped off during the Night of the Long Knives.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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