the keith

Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.

I gave my girlfriend the keith, and she is no longer my girlfriend.

by K-Nastee October 7, 2011

The Keith

Its where you lick the rims of a womans vagaina, or pussy, and she gets sweaty and gives you tit milk.

Hey mom wanna do "The Keith"?

by Al Gore July 17, 2002

The Keith

to eat out a female with chunks of food stuck in your braces

Kenny was doing the Keith to Maia and Maia had some leftovers in her vagina the next morning.

by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002

The Keith Lee Effect

Popular and kind TikTok food reviewer, decider of restaurant fates.

A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."

by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023

The Keith Lee Effect

The Keith Lee Effect is when a struggling restaurant soars in profits and popularity seemly overnight after a review of the restaurants food is posted on Tik Tok by food reviewer, Keith Lee.

Person 1: “Wow! Look how long that line is! I don’t remember that place ever being that popular before.”

Person 2: “That’s the Keith Lee Effect. He posted a review of the place a few days ago on Tik Tok and it’s been super busy ever since.”

by spaced out snail March 11, 2023

The Keith Effect

A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.

Examples of the Keith Effect:

Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!

Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!

Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.

by alittlebirdvacuum July 7, 2011

The Keith (Lee) Effect

The Keith (Lee) Effect is the sudden financial improvement of small food chains. This effect has been named after a Tik-Tok legend named Keith Lee, who has taken over 2022 and 2023 and helps/promotes small businesses by rating their food on his page.

OMG, Mom, Keith Lee rated our food. Get prepared for The Keith (Lee) Effect ! <3

by ScientistFromFinland March 11, 2023