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the joke 

a doctrine directed towards the legendary guys group of peace, it was written within minutes with the genius and corrupted mind of lehman, one of the creators of the acid joke, its a 16 page book about the journey of a lawnmower, turkey, and mailbox, and a jew, a birchfuck, and bubookachluck. hilarious story, there is only two existing files and no chance of reproduction, the synch was lost a long time ago.
we are the only ones who have read the joke.
the joke by imamonster December 30, 2007
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the joke 

Hey guy, the joke is never coming out
the joke by thejokemaster November 22, 2019

The Joke Fellowship 

The fusing of two joke companions to create an infallible team. It is their destiny to carry the joking world to places it has never seen and places it will never see again...
"The Joke Fellowship is the greatest partnership since McCartney and Lennon"

the joke's on you 

the slogan used on the tshirt ads on this sight.
the funny tshirts on the ads have the slogan the joke's on you.
the joke's on you by eazy-x February 13, 2008

The Joke Police 

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
The Joke Police by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020

the joke is 

"his meaningless little life deserves to be extinguished in the most grandiose way conceivable. gosh i'm so darn edgy."
see the joke is

in on the joke 

Knows the secret of something
If I'm planning to throw a suprise party for one of my friend's birthday. He is the only one who's NOT in on the joke about the party.

(Special thanks to one of my Canadian friend)
in on the joke by Gunhyoung August 18, 2006
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