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the jesus cross

It begins when one is laying on their back with arms extended to the left and right, mouth open and eyes closed immitating a Crucifix. It is then the role of another male to mount the human cross and fuck the open mouth rapidly.
Kenny gave Brandon the Jesus Cross for his birthday.
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Brandon gave me the best jesus cross I've ever had.
by Ryan and Tony August 27, 2008
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Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014
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