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the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003
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The Jelly Donut 

When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.
Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.
The Jelly Donut by SwayDizzle420 September 3, 2010

The Jelly Donut 

(Noun): when a guy takes a jelly donut and fucks a girl then cums in the donut and gives it to the girl to eat....

reccomended for fat girls
"Dude, i totally gave that girl the jelly donut last night!"
The Jelly Donut by cofcchubbychaser November 4, 2009

The Jelly Donut 

When you nut in a girl and then proceed to punch her in the stomach as hard as you can until the nut oozes out of her like a jelly donut.
My girl wasn't acting straight so I gave her the jelly donut.
The Jelly Donut by SugarTube September 17, 2018
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