I gave that bitch the jelly donut.
by Captain Mudge October 03, 2003
The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
by KingDavidTheGreatChosenOne May 03, 2015
When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
by sikwill October 20, 2005
When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 14, 2004
by Eirin_da_medic September 03, 2019
Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?
Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
by shannymac August 10, 2012
by Kitten_innards April 10, 2010