the internets

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008
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An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.
When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."
by Zachary A August 26, 2005
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a phrase used by people unfamiliar with the internet. often these people are unfamiliar with its set up and use. can also be used by people when making fun of those unfamiliar with the internet
i used the internets this morning to find information on african swallows.
by Ro1280 July 28, 2005
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What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.
Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111
by hanes July 10, 2005
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Internet

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.
The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.
by Voz August 01, 2012
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Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.
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a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.
examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...
by M.S.G.... December 20, 2008
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