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The Gunnar B © 

Large friendly, yellow, couch potato. Sometimes referred to as dog, but swears he is human. Loves to spread his "gunnar glitter" like it's the VID-19. The Gunnar B likes peepaw, cheezburgs, takoes, and any other human foods he can find. Belly rubs are required for friendship. Unlimited kisses included. Prefers to be far away from his 8 siblings, must must be centimeters away from mom at all times. Will kill for a pup cup.

Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography

WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.
The Gunnar B © is the best dog ever!

I LOVE my Gunnar B! 5 stars!
The Gunnar B © by certifiedagent December 7, 2023

The Gunnery 

A prep boarding school in Washington, CT. Named after Frederick Gunn, NOT William.
I did a lot of drugs when I went to the Gunnery.
The Gunnery by imwithyourdad34 February 26, 2010

kiss the gunners daughter 

Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect and privacy that could be found on the gun deck in a man of war. This was reserved for midshipmen who would one day become officers and were above being flogged in public on the open deck. very much like the school boy who is caned by the schoolmaster in private. Serious trouble that will soon pass. Receiving minor discipline that may be momentarily a pain in the ass.
" that guy Bill in accounting has screwed up the payroll again. The boss will have him kiss the gunners daughter for that one."

The Gunnery 

Boarding school in Washington, CT named after William Gunn.
He went to the Gunnery?

The Gunner 

When you purposely act insane to see who you can attract at the bar, take them home, take pee breaks every 5 minutes while there, once you've hit it you have to suddenly get amnesia and start trying to pick them up all over again like u did before, right there in bed, leaving them with a memory theyll carry on for life.

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Very obsessed with Taylor swift, but has a amazing fan account for her♥️
@the_players_gunna_play is obsessed with Taylor swift and Olivia Rodrigo