The Grips

A condition in which a person experiences crippling stomach cramps, but are unable to take a shit. Will often have you wishing for sweet death and cursing yourself for having those Chili Cheese Fries for lunch. That chocolate milkshake probably didn't help matters either. Can last for several hours or in extreme cases, several days (The Raging Grips). Rest assured, when the bottom drops out though be prepared because shit is about to seriously go down (pun intended). Usually following a case of the grips is a condition called "Shotgun Disorder".

I don't know what the put in that cheeseburger but I've got a case of the grips that'll have you running for cover.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Blow The Grip

This word means to suck a man's penis or a transvestite's penis.

Yo son you could Blow The Grip now

by SugarTheUnicorn July 3, 2012

From the grip

east coast slang meaning from the start, or beginning

Jim: how long have you sold drugs
Bob: man I've sold drugs from the grip

by fuck boi December 29, 2014

in the grip of the grape

to be drunk on wine

"after the saloon he was in the grip of the grape"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

lower the gipsy

the act of dropping your pants and have the tip of your penis touch each eyeball of your woman.

yo dog lower the gipsy its soooo fun!

by Mr. Cu October 8, 2010

The Grigsby

A mixed drink cocktail consisting of virgin prune juice and inexpensive whiskey, often garnished with Fiber One bars or Uncle Sam cereal. While offering the health benefits of the Chinese summer drink "suanmeitang," The Grigsby is rivaled only by the Bloody Mary as the most popular mixed drink served during breakfast.

Recipe:
-1 part whiskey or bourbon (the cheaper, the better)
-2 parts prune juice
-coarsely ground high-fiber cereal for garnishing

"Dude, I got so drunk last night, I binged on, like, an entire cheese wheel. Now I'm feeling a little bound up. I need The Grigsby to put me right so I can TAKE a Grigsby."

by austicoatk September 29, 2011

The grip

Confidence that a man has that a woman will not leave or cheat on him.

1: Yo, your girl is talking to some dude.
2: It's cool, I got the grip.

by thecream December 25, 2007