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The Green is a bit of grass in the centre of a council estate with two pieces of wood hammered into the ground. “The Green” is used to describe how bad a garden or pitch is.
Turns up at a Football match
Ffs, the pitch is so bad, it’s like playing on The Green.
The Green by WakandaF0REVER April 30, 2019
Words you can keep
Going to Vietnam during the war was referred to as going into 'The Green'
Alll of the Death, all of the victories and defeats. They all happened in The Green.
I'm going to the green I may never come back. I sold my cigarettes now I own a backpack. I'll ruck my ass high and low and if a sniper takes my head I'll never know. Because I'm into the Green and I won't won't run away. My friends have been here on their daying day. I won't forget the Green. No. no, I wont forget the Green.
The Green by LeElohm June 10, 2008
1. An evil being who controls you by putting on your socks.

2. The Devil
She is possessed by the green and is crazy
The Green by The Green April 7, 2008
a place in newcastle where people hang out u get all sterotypes hanging there well it used to be the hippy green but hippies left and emo's came in they stand do random shiz Chav/Charvers sometimes go there only to insult the emos n get pissed. alternative to standing at monumment or going to leezers park
*person1*wanna go to the green?
*person2* nooo too many scary emos n chavs i think we shud try the gate.........
The Green by x-V-x March 15, 2009

The Green Monster

When fucking a chick with green hair from behind...you pull out and shoot your semen over her head while also playing the final out of the 2004 World Series saying Boston is the World Champs.
Tom: How did you date go last night Chris
Chris: It went awesome!! We went back to my place after dinner, and I gave her The Green Monster!

The Green Lantern 

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.
The Green Lantern by kinky sabor January 23, 2011

The Green Team 

Want to make love to mother earth? Call the Green Team
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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