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The Grapefruit 

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.
Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.
The Grapefruit by The stool July 27, 2021
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dig out the grapefruit 

He likes to dig out the grapefruit of Audra.

The Reverse Grapefruit 

The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.
Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.

Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen! 

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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