the gotch 

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

the gotch by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

The Gotch's Razor 

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.

Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor

The Gotch's Razor by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018

Purge the gooch 

This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".

AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.

Purge the gooch by packerfan3001 September 3, 2010

The Gooch 

According to Johnny Knoxville, the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Equivilent to the "chin rest" on a woman

She licked my gooch on the way to tossing my salad

The Gooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Fiddler on the Gooch 

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

Fiddler on the Gooch by Smralfy June 19, 2011

The Gooch 

1. Name of a bully who used to bother Arnold from the sit-com, "Different Strokes".

2. Nickname for James Giugliano, a person who used to bully people in the same fashion.

"Watch out for the gooch son!"

The Gooch by kilo June 4, 2003

The Gooch 

17 Millet St

Home of the original Goochers. (not some shitty imitation)

"Awesome party at the Gooch last night, Boongers hooked up with some dude and Jadly smashed a bitch"

The Gooch by Ldizzles January 23, 2013