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The Gandolf 

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
I want to give you the gandolf tonight.
The Gandolf by Fehtal March 15, 2021

The Gandolf 

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.
The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.

The Ganbot 

Eric Litvak is The Ganbot.

Derivation: The year is 2001. The place is Storrs 416. Kyle Carver said Gan and in worse cases, Ganbot, to express dismay at koreans playing Everquest. Gan became a staple of the vocabulary of the residents of Storrs 416-420 quad and later effused to the residents of the 2nd floor of Alumni. The word wasn't just used; it was overused. It was understood. It became a concept more than an expression... a myth of a fallen soldier remembered eternally. Yes.
1. Eric Litvak is The Ganbot.

2.
Eric: What am I?
Nick: You're The Ganbot
Eric: One and only?
Nick: Yeah, you can call anyone a ganbot, but if you read The Ganbot, that refers to you only.
Nick: capitalized all the way
Nick: whereas I'm like The Son. although I think Jesus already has that title...
The Ganbot by Eric Litvak April 21, 2005

Riding the Ganondorf 

A common term used in Super Smash Bros. Melee, where a player in a 2v2 match will play as Ganondorf and sit at the edge of a fight, repeatedly Ganon kicking (Down + B) enemies who are busy fighting his teammate.

Recently, this statement has been used out of context, when somebody comes out of the blue, usually in an argument, with a particularly hurtful insult against one of the opposing parties
In Context:
"Wow, he's just Ganon kicking us when we aren't paying attention, so cheap."
"You're just mad because your not used the Riding the Ganondorf."

Out of Context
"I was arguing with Eric, and there were some people standing around hoping we would fight, and Dovas just randomly insulted by grandparents. He knows there dead, too."
"Damn mate, Riding the Ganondorf is never fun, what a fag."
Riding the Ganondorf by Shiggy/b/ August 25, 2009

The Ganondorf Treatment 

Where a Charater in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Receives A Super strong moveset, to be balanced out by making the character super slow.
Nintendo: You're giving Incineroar The Ganondorf Treatment.
Sakurai: The Ganondorf Treatment?
Nintendo: Yeah, where you give a character UNGA BUNGA Strength and balance it out by giving the character TERRIBLE Mobility.

The Gangover

When the black doug comes as a charactor in "The Hangover"
Guy 1: Hey, how did you react when Black Doug came into the movie

Guy 2: I Said, "Damn, they should call this movie The Gangover
The Gangover by Mr McAwesome August 16, 2010