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The Full Sex Nelson 

A sexual position that is rarely used in today's society, it can be performed with either male on female action, or male on male action.

It is carried out as follows:

1. While in the Sexual Intercourse position of Reverse Cowgirl

2. When the dominant member is close to orgasming, he proceeds to sit up and put the receiving partner into a Full Nelson wrestling hold.

3. After the receiving partner has been rendered unconscious, the dominant partner then proceeds to pull out and ejaculate onto the unconscious partner's face.

4. The dominant partner then immediately evacuates the premises before the other partner comes back to consciousness.
-"yeah man, I was over at her place last night and I totally pulled The Full Sex Nelson!"

-"after I gave her The Full Sex Nelson, I was in my car and driving away within 3 minutes!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016