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The Forrest Gump Effect 

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....

The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"

The Forrest Whitaker 

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
The Forrest Whitaker by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

The Forrest Gump 

Doing a girl doing style and randomly sticking it in any hole, because "you never know what you're gonna get"
John did the Forrest Gump to the girl from up North and she went crazy
The Forrest Gump by Pyle October 13, 2003

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026