the flavours

The pleasant mixture of crumbs, spices, and other flavours that stick to the fingertips of your crisp-eating hand during crisp-eating. The flavours are often very strong. Many people find licking the flavours from their fingertips to be the highlight of crisp-eating.

"Now that you've finished your packet of crisps, enjoy the flavours!"

"woah, those flavours were so intense, they made me wince!"

crisp-eater 1: "i've just had a packet of damagin' kettle-chips, but i've got a sensitive molar."
crisp-eater 2: "ooh, yeah, be careful when you lick off the flavours pal!"

the flavours by Sadie E. Innes-Smith January 7, 2008

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I've got the flavour

When You're out out drinking and you've just decided that you are in the mood for alot more alcohol, by referring to it as "I've got the Flavour" friends and family know that you are not going to be back at the alotted time you agreed to earlier, all repercussions have been taken into account and you don't care what they say, you are staying out, in social terms this expression can be the be-all end all to the "When are you coming home?" argument.

Sorry luv, i've got the flavour.
Well i got the flavour didn't I, so I couldn't help staying out til 4am on a workday!
You know its a normal day and i'm in the pub, next thing you know i've got the flavour and suddenly i'm out out doing a few lines of Charlie.

I've got the flavour by Mickieg1994 July 2, 2018

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The flavors are melting on my tounge

A sexual term, when a male puts his penis on another males tounge and proceeds to ejaculate down his throat.

Oh my god! The flavors are melting on my tounge!

The flavors are melting on my tounge by Fredrick737 December 10, 2021

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Flavouring the foyer

To engage in some kind of masturbatory ritual

‘I was flavouring the foyer at work and someone caught me’

Flavouring the foyer by lornazord June 2, 2023

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Flavour of the month

Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.

Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.

Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.

Flavour of the month by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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