the earl
one who "hovers" around (or over) others in a socially awkward manner. also can be someone who sucks horribly.
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The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask
When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.
It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?
The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask by Zart Cosgrove August 20, 2006
The Earl Grey
When your female companion's menstrual discharge coincides with vaginal sex and after climaxing you tea bag your female companion and she cleans the menstrual discharge off of your scrotum.
Since my girlfriend was being a raging bitch this week, I gave her The Earl Grey last night after we finished having sex.
The Earl Grey by britonjmac March 6, 2014
Earl the Chew Gnome
When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"
Earl the Chew Gnome by casualskoal May 18, 2011
earl the emu
earl the emu by Chuck E. Cheese January 5, 2006
The angry Earl
The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...
The angry Earl
The angry Earl
The angry Earl by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021
The “Stanley Earl Swirl”
When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.
Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?
The “Stanley Earl Swirl” by RockyMillion March 27, 2025
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
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