the earl

one who "hovers" around (or over) others in a socially awkward manner. also can be someone who sucks horribly.
I was reading the newspaper when I put it down to get a drink and found the earl seated not two feet from my face, scratching his mid section violently
by Anonymous January 28, 2003
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Earling

A slang way of saying the word vomiting
I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.
by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016
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Earle

A man whose name reflects that everything about him is bigger and/or longer. The extra "e" in his name means he has something extra that no other ordinary man has. Bigger body build, bigger adam's apple, more height, longer/bigger cock, and most importantly, much much more love to give. Because of his uniqueness, he chooses to love only the woman worthy of receiving everything he has and only that one woman.

**An Earl and an Earle are completely different and should not be used interchangeably.**
Woman 1: "That man is totally an Earle."
Woman 2: "How do you know?"
Woman 1: "Well he has more of everything as a person! And I bet that bigger nose is only a hint of something bigger down below."
Woman 2: "Oh I wish he would love me."
by She'sTheOne January 08, 2012
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Earl

The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.
"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."
by wintersolstice March 29, 2009
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Earl

OMG that guy is such an Earl.
by jamamma January 30, 2009
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Earl

The hood slang word for "oil".
"Hey, can I get an earl change?" "My car needs some earl"
by Earlchange January 08, 2014
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Earl

If you find Earl don't let go.
by In the pu**y August 14, 2016
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