Hey, Ridge, you're not doing shit, bitch I got within arms reach of threewill their disabled grandmother struggled to get into the store... Where were you then? Not pretending, bitch. That's where.
Hym "Where were you at The Dollar General and what is a crippled old lady going to do to stop me?"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.