The Dirty Double

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When someone shits and pukes at the same time. This horrific and awe-inspiring act is generally accomplished in a friends bathroom after a night of heavy drinking.

"Oh man, did you see Crazy G last night? She got The Dirty Double in my car. I'm never gonna get that smell out."

The Dirty Double by MC Nutreal July 6, 2006

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The Dirty Double Reminder

The whole point of the Dirty Double Reminder is so the chick is reminded of you the next day or longer. In order to pull this off you must nailed her hard so she is sore, and you must write your name on her ass. This way she is reminded in two ways.

I pulled the Dirty Double Reminder on that chick to ensure that she would never forget me.

The Dirty Double Reminder by Cummins07 August 19, 2007

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The Dirty Double Cross

The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.

Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.

The Dirty Double Cross by asstastic August 22, 2012

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The Double Dirty Mermaid

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.

My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.

The Double Dirty Mermaid by Mochathiccthot August 17, 2018

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Double Double on the Dirty Bubble

The act of committing multiple, varying sexual acts on a coochie.

double double expressing multiple and dirty bubble referring to a vagina

Person 1: “What did he do that took so long”

Person 2: “He was going double double on the dirty bubble”

Double Double on the Dirty Bubble by rExodus May 28, 2023

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double dirty sanchez on the rocks

a filthy thick monobrow (one eyebrow) generally associated with hairy foreign men (can include women), that rides the eyeballs (the rocks) in an ungainly manner. NOTE: there is absolutely NO space between both eyebrows.

think groucho marx marrying brooke sheilds and having a son with an italian appearance- this is fondly known as a double dirty sanchez on the rocks

double dirty sanchez on the rocks by vikstar August 15, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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