The Dirty Burger is when you shove raw hamburger meat into a girls asshole.
After you shove the meat in she then pushes it back out into a bowl or plate as if she's taking a shit. You then take the meat and form it into a hamburger patty and cook it on the grill to your liking, you then put it on a bun and eat it. You now have created The Dirty Burger.
John - "hey Mary can we make The Dirty Burger?"
Mary - "What's The Dirty Burger?"
John - " The Dirty Burger is when I shove hamburger meat into your asshole and you push it back out and I make a hamburger out of the meat and eat it"
Mary - That sound really kinky let's try The Dirty Burger"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.