The Crosby

Throwing a dirty jizz-rag back in the face of the ejaculator.

"Dude, this bitch pulled The Crosby on me and just tossed that jizz rag back in my face after i skeeted in that bitchs mouth.

by nosyrb5 February 24, 2011

The Sindey Crosby

This is when you make a conscience decision to use Heinz ketchup as a lubricant and masterbate. You then ejaculate in your own hand and eat it. Your mother's premenstrual fluids can be substituted for Heinz ketchup.

After Malkin got that bullshit goal to win the game ... He instantly went to the locker room and gave himself the sindey crosby!

by Bokschau April 18, 2009

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

drop off the cosby kids at the pool

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...

"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

by no April 1, 2003

Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool

Taking a huge shit.

Anthony Padilla: Excuse me, I have to go "Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool."
Girlfriend: What are you talking about?

by Jedijonathan1234 July 13, 2017

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.

*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

by NotCaptainSlow December 17, 2012

dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

Slang for taking a shit.

If you need me, i'll be dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

by Pr0ph3t April 4, 2003