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The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.
Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!
by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006
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The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.
Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.
by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011
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Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
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