the cold turkey Share definition Flag When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis. DAN: "How was ur night?" MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey." the cold turkey by DrOk63 February 27, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the the cold turkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch