chicken love

Male masterbation. Ya know choke the chicken....pet the one eyed beast...do the one man love making...self fuckage....
Dude I'm so lonely my life is just video games and chicken love...
by LadyNightshade June 16, 2017
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the chicken was lovely

A statement to indicate a break during or after a dramatic moment. To mean that "the chicken was lovely" means that the one uttering this statement either wants to leave the scene or take a dig on how appalling or dumb (or awkward) the moment was. This phrase is usually told by a bystander of the situation, but, at various times, an accused individual may also say it.
Example 1.
Bystander: "Well, the chicken was lovely, but I gotta go!" (leaves the scene)

Example 2.
Person A: "Wait, so YOU cheated on my husband?" (points to Person B)
Person B: "Oh! Well...the chicken was lovely, but I have to dip!" (leaves)
by DelightfulSpiderman July 31, 2025
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