The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).

Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.

by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006

The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010

All over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.

That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.

by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

by the brightest kid June 5, 2011