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the bundling 

An ominous-sounding term for any paranoid delusion or undefined menacing conspiracy that touches our lives in unseen ways. Invented by local crazy person David Thompson of Charlotte, NC at a city council meeting in a video widely circulated on the Internet, wherein he also coined the term "rogue helicopter pilot".
1. The last Illuminati meeting was held in George Bush Sr.'s basement and the main topic was The Bundling.

2. Hi Professor, I've written a 23-page thesis on The Bundling; will you look at it? Hey, I'm talking to you, don't avoid me!

3. I'm not talkin' to you, man, you're part of the system. They've got you all wrapped up in their Bundling. I can see their juju mojo waves comin' from your HEAD, man! Stay away!
the bundling by JanniR January 5, 2009
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The Bunding

A reign of terror caused by a certain gym coach for reasons unknown.
“The bunding… I can feel it coming…”
The Bunding by Jitlingthor January 11, 2024

bungling the boocesta 

the act of shoving cobs of corn up a female's vagina.
Amy: hold on, i'm bungling the boocesta
Clara: omg you do that too? i love the cob in me!
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