preaching to the Buddha 

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

preaching to the Buddha by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

What The Buddha 

WTF

(Ian jaywalks)
Henry: Ian that's not very Buddhist behavior.
Ian: Who cares? = =
Henry: What the Buddha

What The Buddha by Armentai October 21, 2010

polishing the buddha 

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

polishing the buddha by butt weasel August 29, 2003

huda the buddha 

The cutest lil shorty that has ever walked planet earth.

She's huda the buddha.

huda the buddha by HypeBeast_B October 9, 2017

kill the Buddha 

be accountable/responsible for one's actions; own it

He really had no one else to blame. It's not like anyone held a gun to his head. Ultimately, he had to kill the Buddha.

kill the Buddha by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010

The Funky Buddha 

What you would call that diggidy dank herb that makes lightweights choke from the smell alone and causes any type of pain to feel like an orgasm.

" Yo boi i got the funky buddha from willy and... well... Janet can't talk no more... and i stubbed my toe and my balls emptied into my boxers...."

The Funky Buddha by Anthropology Sux! March 3, 2011

for the love of Buddha 

Those not wanting to use the word God, but substitute another diety in its place, because such sacrilegious profanity might be offensive in their own culture.

Karen, for the love of Buddha, your ass has grown! Lose weight.

for the love of Buddha by SempaiXyloid January 16, 2022