the brown noise 

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The brown noise is believed to be ninety-two cent below the lowest octave of E flat.

Johnny played the brown noise and crapped his pants.

the brown noise by billardson January 6, 2003

the brown noise 

The brown noise was discovered by the french, and tested as a weapon during WWII. It is a a 12 - 14 Hz sound wave that, when played loud enouch, relaxes your sphincter, causing loss of bowl control.

the brown noise by DARqCHILD August 20, 2003

The Brown Noise 

Unlike the "Brown Note", The Brown noise is the sound that comes from a female as a penis is inserted into her anus with no warning, the sound can very from ooooo, to ahhh!, to "what the fuck are you doing!?! oww!!!" (this maneuver can also be preformed to a streaking male that has been spotted by a randy homosexual.)

"That bitch made me watch The OC and fucking cuddle... so that night I heard the brown noise... it was swearing followed by hysteric crying."

The Brown Noise by Your Canadian Hero May 22, 2010

the brown noise 

it is an e-flat note from the recorder that allows the bowels to loosen (in other words crap your pants)
it was used in world war 2

"the brown noise was used to piss people off by shitting themselves"

the brown noise by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 9, 2005

the brown noise 

Ok the brown noise ,basicly, is so low...you crap your pants

stupid brown noise made me crap my pants.

the brown noise by dude April 2, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019