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The Bongcloud 

The best chess opening, played by professionals such as Hikaru Nakamura and Magnus Carlsen. Chess engines may say the bongcloud is bad, however this is simply because it is too perfect for computers to comprehend.
When chess is played perfectly, it will always end in a draw. The Bongcloud is a perfect example of this

Bongcloud theory is as follows
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2 Ke7
3. Ke1 Ke8
4. Ke2 Ke8
5. Ke1 Ke8
6. Ke2 Ke7 Game drawn by repetition
The Bongcloud by d¡cks October 12, 2022
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poop of the bongcloud 

The poop of the bongcloud is that it let's the e1 square for the queen.
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church hurt 

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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
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