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The Bob Ross 

The act of unloading semen onto a woman's face and preceding to use your penis as a paintbrush to apply it all over her face. An act truly honoring the great artist Bob Ross.

You know that feeling you get when you've really accomplished something? That's how you'll feel after givin' her the Bob Ross.
The Bob Ross by Moxen January 16, 2008

The Bob Ross 

When people of a tribal community get together to apply ceremonial or war paint to their bodies using the tips of BBC's.
Geez Kendrick, what did you do over the weekend? Looks like you got The Bob Ross at your family reunion.

The Bob Ross 

To make a person sniff paint until they pass out and then perm his or her pubic hair.
Dude, it looks like someone gave you The Bob Ross.
The Bob Ross by Suburban missionary December 22, 2016

the Bob Ross 

The Bob Ross is a sexual move. It can only be performed if the male has a long goatee, much like the late, great television artist. The key is to twist the beard to a point, and while performing cunnilingus, dip the pointy beard into the female's anus and then proceed to "paint" on her vagina with the freshly-dipped brush.
I gave Nicole the Bob Ross the other night. There was shit everywhere! She loved it.

The Bob Ross 

When you're fucking a woman and about to cum, you pull out to cum on her stomach but accidentally hit her in the face instead and say " what a happy little accident"
The Bob Ross; "I was fucking Stacey the other night and I Bob Ross'd her two times"
The Bob Ross by GrappleDummy August 5, 2024

the bob ross shuffle 

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush
john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane
the bob ross shuffle by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026