colloquialism
In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its
way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much
like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful)
ignorance eventually bites everyone in the
ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging
human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still
stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That'
s just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."
Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a
line for the
one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the
bar and blessed the Ganges."
Thaddeus: "
Um, was that used engine
oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
