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the beans
the beans by theydiesandgentlethems August 11, 2019
The Beans
That's a difficult out shot - he's left himself The Beans
Which way do you go on The Beans?
T4 T13 T13 is the best way to set up The Beans
Which way do you go on The Beans?
T4 T13 T13 is the best way to set up The Beans
The Beans by day merchant November 11, 2022
the beans are talkin’
an admittance of flatulence
Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
The beans hit the floor
The beans hit the floor by The hoang bopy January 21, 2011
neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
What The Beans!?
What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
What The Beans!? by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.