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the bay school 

A school full of the sexiest nerdz you will ever meet, ever. The coolest people at bay include the tape figure art installations, that freshman with the hair, and the guys who sit in a corner and play video games/marinate in their own BO all day erryday. The best place to make out in the school is either the loft in the library, by the lockers, or if you're looking for something more... the drama room. There is always tea. Always. #ALWAYS...

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"lol you go to The Bay School? Don't you masturbate at the morning meetings? Or is that meditate?"

"I don't even know anymore...probably both."
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The bay school 

A school where everyone’s so ridiculously nice and kind it feels fake but then you realize it’s real. When you walk in time stops and the world may be burning but you can finally be free. Not to mention the Baygels are exquisite. Bay is the bittersweet feeling of having something awesome but also realizing it’s only four years.
You go to bay, what is the bay school on? You all are happy about going to school what the fuck?

Idk maybe meditation works or the people care or something? Who knows tbh? Nun ya nuns are good at teaching about racism I guess :( oh well .
The bay school by Openyoureyez January 11, 2021

The Bay School 

The Bay School is based in the formerly war torn presidio. you can't forget cause the cannons miscellaneously placed around and about don't let you forget. Then there's a white rectangle-ass building that is the school. glorious. Most mornings are met with the sound of a gong, shortly followed by the 7th sexual assault morning meeting announcement of the month spoken by a teacher you probably don't feel comfortable around! but don't get your panties in a bunch, after 30 minute hell concludes, you'll find your way to the floor of the big stall in the bathroom, otherwise known as- "vape city." a trip to the library will usually be met with every single "grunge" wealthy kid that attends the school. this makes out a whopping 70% of the student body. they will be talking about anime, trauma dumping, the weight of being queer, or not talking at all.
person #1: "The Bay School can't be that atrocious."
person #2: "my adult teacher is genuinely a furry."
The Bay School by lightningmccunt August 13, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026