the bagpipe 

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.

Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!

the bagpipe by Theoriginalbagpipe February 6, 2017

The Rotten Bagpipe 

The Rotten Bagpipe is a variation of the well known "Dutch Oven". As apposed to wrapping the blanket over the ol ladies head, "The Rotten Bagpipe" uses more stealthy delivery system. On one of those bad days where you're having hot gas....load the sheets appropriately. Slowly lift your foot to create a tent in the sheets. While this is happening, make sure to create an exit to the tent and have it aiming right at the ol ladies nose.

Once in position, release the foot allowing the tent to collapse, shooting hot toxic ass gas right into your loved ones face.

Storyteller: So last night I'm laying in bed with the ol lady right....
Storyteller: I release under the covers, what some may refer to as "Evil"...
Storyteller: I dont even need to smell it.....I could just tell it's gunna be good....
Storyteller: I come to realize that the density is such that it is not making its way out of the sheets.....

Storyteller: To facilitate the situation....with my left foot....I slowly pull the blanket up in the center of the bed...thus pulling in fresh air from the outside....
Storyteller: creating a tent...if you will
Storyteller: right about this time....I make sure that there is a clear fold in the blanket for the escape route for the air....preferably aiming it at the ol lady...
Storyteller: by dropping the raised foot and having a well aimed channel at the ol ladys nose.....I executed the...."?????????"
Audience: lol
Storyteller: Behold......"The Rotten Bagpipe"
Audience: that's great.
Audience: I like it
Storyteller: Operation RBP.
Audience: lol
Audience: you knew it was a killer
Storyteller: the heat was a give away
Audience: came out hot?
Storyteller: AKA....a "hot popper".

The Rotten Bagpipe by The Gas Master April 27, 2010

The Polish Bagpipe 

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

The Polish Bagpipe by transamguy December 17, 2012

The angry Snoring bagpipe 

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

The angry Snoring bagpipe by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021

Playing the Bagpipes 

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

Playing the Bagpipes by Raiken June 16, 2010

playing the bagpipes 

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

playing the bagpipes by Anonymous May 7, 2003

playing the bagpipes 

slang for blow jobs or giving head.

"i hear she was playing the bagpipes for anyone at that party"

playing the bagpipes by snowman12 March 3, 2009