The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.

Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.

by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021

The Ant Man

When you enter through the ass while your dick is flaccid and becomes erect once it's inside

"My anal cavity blew up like a balloon whenever Frank did the ant man inside me"

by Dyslexifier March 23, 2019

The Ant's Banjo

Comparable (but superior) to the Bee's Knees, the Cat's Pajamas & the Dog's Tuxedo - this idiom is used to refer to the coolest of things. Used by modern hipsters everywhere - this quirky phrase has caught on like wildfire in the hip enclaves of New York, Los Angeles & Hollywood. When asked about this new up-and-coming catchphrase - some have been quoted as saying "its so cool, its the Ant's Banjo."

Yo - Sarah Jessica Parker is the Ant's Banjo son.
Nah, that bitch looks like a horse!

by Elizabeth Altnew April 15, 2011

the ant's pants

The ant's pants appears to be an Australian saying that refers to someone or something that is outstanding or exceedingly good.

You guys are the ant's pants, I am honored to have you as my friends.

by Friday Night Saturday Morning November 10, 2015

The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015

The Ant-Man

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it

The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.

by ko6mi October 2, 2015

The Ant-man

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.

Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.

by Big_Sex April 14, 2019