the al bundy

the act of fucking a woman doggy style with all of your clothes on with your left hand tucked into the waistband of your pants, with a beer in your other hand while watching tv....and not enjoying it

dude that chick was awesome. i was drunk and we did the al bundy.

by Eddee Flintridge February 07, 2010

Al Bundy

A Shoe-selling, beer-ingesting, hormone raging hero to people of all races and ages. A fictional super-man from Chicago, Illinois who from 1987-1997 spoke for the every-man who lived in a repetitive nightmare of a dysfunctional matrimony and a life devoid of interesting activity

The All-american Dad

by KK December 29, 2004

Al Bundy

The comforting feeling of sticking and resting your hand under the waist band of your pants while relaxing.

A beer in one hand, Al Bundy in the other...

by Meredith December 08, 2003

Al Bundy

The king of men.

All hail Al Bundy!

by Suckapunch March 16, 2007

al bundy

The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.

Its a mad, mad Al Bundy world out there, thank god for Bigguns and Girly girl beer.

by Philism dude May 13, 2005

Al Bundy

When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.

My running back just scored his third touchdown. One more and he will pull off an Al Bundy.

by MikeV7297 December 19, 2010

Al Bundy

God

Al Bundy is god

by Maveth October 01, 2008