The Zinger

While having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, ejaculate inside of her. Afterwards, pull out and have her suck the reddish cream off of your penis. It slightly resembles the popular "Zinger" snack cake. Also, if you do this procedure to a midget, its called a Strawberry Shortcake.

"Remember that chick from the club Friday night? I took her home and gave her The Zinger!"

The Zinger by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009

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The Stinging Zinger

During sex with a random girl and wearing a condom, you put something spicy on your dick. Ie. Tabasco, Franks red hot, chili flakes will stick as long as you have on a lubricated condom. Once this has been completed, re-insert and you're partner of love shall experience The stinging Zinger

Warning: Clear room of all makeshift weapons, don't do this to someone you care about, and most of all, do not attempt with out wearing protection.... Be cool, wrap your tool.

I got hot sauce on my bed from giving her The Stinging Zinger

The Stinging Zinger by kr33p3r November 22, 2009

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The Zingerman

To give away your money to someone and not know why. To embellish for profit or favors. I just told the HR person a bunch of bullshit.

Guy 1: I just gave all my money away to a couple of Jordanians and don't know why. Guy 2: You just got the Zingerman my friend

The Zingerman by toggaf wej September 2, 2021

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The Zingerman

To embellish for profit or favors by speaking whatever bullshit you can come up with.

Guy1: I just gave a bunch of money to these two Jordanians and I don't know why. Guy2: You just got the Zingerman my friend.

The Zingerman by toggaf wej September 2, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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