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When a certain person of the dribbler variety comes back from the toilet after purchasing a grubby 2nd hand samsung from CEX

A 'Waj' is a fucking Dweeby little bum boy incel who sells and buys at CeX

Oh look that CeX workers a 'Waj'
A 'Waj' is a fucking Dweeby little bum boy incel who sells and buys at CeX

'Oh look who's back from the toilet, what a fuckin 'Waj'.

'why THE FUCK would you buy a second hand copy of fifa street for BIBTY P from CeX, are you a fucking 'Waj' ?'.

'yeah buv yeah buv yeah buv', what the fuck are you on about you FUCKING 'Waj'.

Too many numberous cheffings round these parts, too many fucking 'waj's' i tell ya ! CUNTS.

WHO THE FUCK HAS NICKED MY WHEELS, fucking greasy 'waj's' THEY COST ME BIBTY PPPPPP !!!!.

OMG ! IS THAT MACHINE GUN BELLY , WHAT A FUCKING WAJJY BASTARD !.

I asked the mrs last night if i could give her an alabama hot pocket, she told me to fuck off, stupid fucking waj, hope she gets a G stain.

The Waj
The Waj by 2D bodward January 29, 2025
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