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Paul from the UK 

Paul from the UK, moved to California, from the UK, where he became an overnight success and celebrity. Everyone who meets Paul, loves Paul. T-shirts were made saying "Everybody Loves Paul. Paul from the UK." TV Shows, Fan Clubs, Merchandise, an overnight legend ...Paul is the nicest, most jolly, easy going mate you will ever meet. He is a natural funster, and all who meet him, love him. "Paul Appreciation Week" is held the third week of July. Every year.
Did you go to Taco Tuesday at Norms last night?
Of Course! It's Paul Appreciation Week. Duh.
Everybody Loves Paul. Paul from the UK.
Paul from the UK by Funny Moms September 11, 2016

Third City of the UK

According to Wikipedia Machester is actually the UK's 9th city or should it be called a town?

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Manchester is the third city of the UK and therefore lags way behind its more properous, better educated and much larger rival, Birmingham, the true second city of the UK.
Third City of the UK by Mr R Right February 4, 2008

Second City of the UK 

Birmingham - a wonderful metropolis at the heart of the UK with a population of more than one million people making it unrivalled by any other UK city.

A city which gave the world the Steam Engine and hence the Industrial Revolution, JRR Tolkein and Lord of the Rings, Cadburys Chocolate, the Mini, Magnetic Levitational Transport, Land Rover, Celluloid the world's first plastic...the list is endless!
I am a proud Brummie from Birminghan the Second City of the UK

Third City of the UK

A small decaying mill town called Manchester which is INFERIOR to the UK's second city of Birmingham.
I come from Manchester the third city of the UK which is inferior in every respect to Birmingham the UK's second city.

Anarchy In the UK 

A great anarchy-based song from the Sex Pistols. One of the frist 'mainstream' Punk Song.

Also, a great song to blast in your nice little house and distrueb your neighbors by.

Who know they would hate it?!
If you are in the mood to listen to Anarchy in the UK, Make sure it is not blasting in your friends mother car, well you are on your way to church.

They will look at you funny, and change the song.

---True Story

Maybe they found out,I was only going becuse I had nothing better to do and I wanted food???

Second City of the UK 

Birmingham without a doubt - 1 million population makes it far bigger than any other insecure wannabe rival.

Birmingham was the birthplace of the modern world inventing steam power and was the first to use fossil fuels to produce power.

The population of the world would still be living in mud huts but for the great inventions of Birmingham!
Birmingham the Second City of the UK we salute you for your great advancement of world civilisation!