The Traveler

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.

"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.

by Willp May 30, 2013

Don't stand for the traveler

Another term for patience

A good example of patience of the Wet-Nanny, is Don't stand for the traveler!

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024

The Time Traveler's Wife

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".

"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"

by Big Poppa Pumpypumppumppumppum July 4, 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.

From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

by chello313 June 16, 2009

the blues traveler

find a girl with a nice meaty vagina. when eating her out, turn your head sideways. blow, suck, and slide up and down the vagina like a harmonica. named so because of blue's traveler's use of the instrument.

i was going down on her played the blues traveler to liven things up.

by dj poopandscoop November 18, 2009

The blues traveler

Going down on a woman like she’s ya favorite harmonica

Things really heated up after I gave her the blues traveler.

by Daduffster July 26, 2019

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022