The Tadpole

When your having intercourse using a condom. Right when you are about to finish you pull half way out of the condom. So that when you finish the condom is still left in the women. Not realizing it when she gets up to pee the condom is still hanging from her like a tadpoles tail.

While having sex with a condom on pull your dick half way out. After you cum the condom is still left in her. When she gets up to go pee she wont know that it's hanging between her legs like a The Tadpole tail. When she pees it fall off like a tadpoles tail.

by Spyder2k99 March 22, 2009

scramble the tadpole squadron

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Rounding up the tadpoles

Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey

"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"

"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"

by AJT67 September 1, 2007

corralling the tadpoles

Jacking Off

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.

Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.

by Petrabid August 15, 2016