the Steely Dan

The awesome moment of bliss a man can receive when he chooses to lightly grasp his crotch region while relaxing. It often leads to the habit of having your hands down your pants. it's also not limited to the owner of the package to hold or caress it since it can be a group activity.

"Yo, i saw my uncle layin' down, he must've thought no one was watching because he was rocking the steely dan!"

by Frank Quitely April 21, 2010

Steely Dan

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.

by G July 21, 2003

steely dan

n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.

1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"

by C:\>213\ February 12, 2006

Steely Dan

1) A jazzy classic rock group

2) Often mistaken by retarded people as one person.

2) "I love that steely Dan guy. He's an amazing artist"

by Willburto August 10, 2009

Steely Dan

A Massive Metal dildo, sometimes double-headed

Jorge: "Holy Shit it's a Steely Dan!"
Tim: "I'll use that on my girl tonight!"

by BlackDogz January 9, 2009

Steely Dan

Feeling two very strong emotions at the same time, one of which is always sadness. In honor of the band's ability to combine really depressing lyrics with peppy jazzy music.

My massive hangover made my morning intensely Steely Dan. That bar hop was epic!

by mauimattipus September 11, 2011

Steely Dan

When a band has a vibe that is one of a kind.

"Man, this band is awesome!" "Yea, such a Steely Dan, too bad they are only in town for 1 night."

by Shep Shep January 18, 2009