the squills 

A frame of mind or social disease that can only exist in a small residential neighborhood of Pittsburgh, the effects of which are worst in it's narrow but bustling commercial avenues or the frick and schenley park regions. It causes homosexuals to do terrible things in a fruit loop, kids to get stoned on the steps of synagogues and high schools in mid afternoon, people to be generally kind unobtrusive quiet or well, damn, just plain fucking happy all the time. When one has the squills it's imperative to let people have a good time. It's the jewish Haight Ashbury of the East Coast. It is where tolerance met old money and drugs. It's a great unhappening place to be, and a happy disease to have.

i was bored so i went to squirrel hill. i hung out at the benches and started getting the squills. then i went to squirrel cage but *insert name of crazy recent dramatus personae here* so i booked it and found *insert pot head here* and went to this cool apartment off shady where i had green ganja and happy poems, then i went back to murray for coffee and skateboarding, got some heads together, had a seven minute football game on happy hill, and then i hiked back upstreet and felt the squills again.

the squills by exitandpanic January 14, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012